Friday, March 28, 2008

The 'Men'ace of Slipping Eye-Balls

Read this only if you have an appetite for crap conversations and even if you dont have such an appetite then you can always create one. So read anywayz.

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" Tell me, what was the first compliment that you ever paid to a woman..........come on tell me..........hey are you listening........................and what exactly are you doing...................will you please stop staring like that!!!! "

" wwwwwhat.................staring??..............what...............where............"

" So what do you think your eyeballs were doing?? ..........you never look into my eyes while talking................they just keep slipping down........."

" Slipping???............what are you saying.................my balls, i mean..........eyeballs are very much intact.................how can they just slip..............."

" Dont try this, " re-arranging words thing ", with me...........its so ridiculous.........."

" Now what is so ridiculous about this? "

" Everything!!! "

" Everything??? "

" Yes, ' everything '...........you........your slipping eyes..............and your stupid mammary fixation................"

Bursts into laughter............. " wwhat fixation?? "

" You heard it right and i am not going to repeat it again...............and what's so funny about it?? "

" Funny?? ................try saying that to another guy and he'll probably die laughing.........."

" Yeah.........how could i forget that all you men are the same.........."

" Now come on..............dont you think that you are over-reacting...........it happens, its quite normal........"

" oh!! so its normal...........i dont get what is it that you men are actually interested in...............is it love, money, or coition..........."

" Coition?? " Bursts into laughter again............ " that word is as historic as the dinosaurus, madam.............and please do not use it anywhere else..............it sounds as if you are giving a lecture on the mating habits of hyenas on the animal planet.............."

" So you have to make fun of everything that i have to say.........."

" yeah.........i mean.........no..........now look at that girl over there...........she's wearing the minimium to get the maximum of attention........what do you say to that?? "

" Oh!! God!! you men are such a huge menace............."

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" So friends, that was girl-friend number 3 to desert me. Why cant they say, " you rotten bastard!! I hate your guts, i'm clearing out, and i hope you rot!! " But no, these girls have to make a polite, emotional mess out of it................"


Now Playing:: The best of me.......................Bryan Adams

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i liked that "you rotten bastard" thing. post was funny.

Deepika said...

hey are you the same anon who leaves comments everytime. kabhi naam bhi likha karo.

Kaushik said...

ok, i am the person who leaves comments anonymous.